ORANGE BOX

Few days ago, I bought a novel.

The lady said that "You buy more than 20 dollars, so you can choose a toy as a cheaper price."

I was thinking "Come on, I am already 24 years old. Do I look like I need a toy??"

But she insisted that "It is really a new opportunity as just for 3 dollars."

As a result, I chose a bear...

Here is my new bear→

Because one of my friends has a bear, and she even named the bear "Moto" and told me the bear was boy...

Well, I don't have this habbit to name bear or whatever.

But I was joking to the lady working as clerk.

I asked "Is this bear boy and girl?"

She replied "He is boy, and his name is Horace."

Well....I was speechless.

What the h.....

I looked her face, and I was pretty sure she was not jokking.

Anyway, I don't call my bear "Horace."

Instead, I call him "Horrible."

Why??

Try to pronunciate Horace, don't you think like Horrible!?